I stopped to say I fucking love this theory but yeah that’d be an insane thing to twist

Lentils. May be a combo of being sick/smelling them all the time but I literally have to open all the windows when I boil them

So he’s like an irl Noonian Singh, got it.

Aerobic respiration?

Its like when something you’re melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. “I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in.”