Bangs on chest

I’m 100% chemicals baby

Too big lol, the rest of my crop is frozen waiting to turn into sauce which is good because we’re out of last years sauce

Fucking stink bugs! My plants got a little out of hand this year and I had to pluck stink bugs off them every day. Still 60+ lbs of tomatoes tho

What about that situation isn’t hot to begin with?

Thiughts on my penis’ Carnival outfit? This is just a rough draft.

How big was the spoon?

The M’platypus

Elephant seals still just elephants

Frequently some breed of capitalist trying to scam someone

Every top assassin knows to start your emails by explaining you are in fact a top assassin.

I said mild buzz, that’s not gonna cut it for our reality unfortunately

I mean, if my entire life was grazing through the bush I’d want a mild buzz on too

The universe is dusty because the Big Dipper used to be the big swiffer but the replacement pads for galaxy sized broom heads are 13 septillion dollars so we’ve been saving up for a few billion years now

One day we’ll find this mythical being, there are top men on the case, and also bottom men

How many dlc has euiv ended up with? Been years since I played and I think there was like a dozen full price dlcs back then

Capitalism created it too, classic create problem and sell solution model. Fucking ghoulish

Suspect unresolved childhood trauma

Hard to change the channel on this tv

In English isopods qualify as bugs

Hey! This is my joke! You owe me 189 lemmy points!