

Who do you think hired you?
The safe word is B̸̡̡̯͈̤̝͎̭͓̞͚͉̜͚͙́̈̀͌͌̔̂͆̿͋̾̔̀̍̚͜͝͠ͅa̵̜̠̖̫̝͙̓̒ṕ̸͈̬͎̐h̴̡̢̢̢͓͚͕͙͓̞͈͍̳̖̳͓̻̩̦̝͍̃͗͐͆͌̊͛̀̑̿̾͜͝͝͝ͅö̵͇̗̯̯̜͓̟̩̺̣̜͙͇̫͓̲̮̬̞́̈́̾̓͛̂͘͜͝m̵̧̿͐̇̐͜ͅe̴̬̞̖̲̯̗̠͑͆͐͛̂̈̈̕t̴̨̩͍̞̪̮̘̥̺̻̫͚͓̭̼̪͕̤̟̪̹̊̋̉͋̓̾͒̄͜͝͝ͅ
I’m waiting.


Who do you think hired you?
The safe word is B̸̡̡̯͈̤̝͎̭͓̞͚͉̜͚͙́̈̀͌͌̔̂͆̿͋̾̔̀̍̚͜͝͠ͅa̵̜̠̖̫̝͙̓̒ṕ̸͈̬͎̐h̴̡̢̢̢͓͚͕͙͓̞͈͍̳̖̳͓̻̩̦̝͍̃͗͐͆͌̊͛̀̑̿̾͜͝͝͝ͅö̵͇̗̯̯̜͓̟̩̺̣̜͙͇̫͓̲̮̬̞́̈́̾̓͛̂͘͜͝m̵̧̿͐̇̐͜ͅe̴̬̞̖̲̯̗̠͑͆͐͛̂̈̈̕t̴̨̩͍̞̪̮̘̥̺̻̫͚͓̭̼̪͕̤̟̪̹̊̋̉͋̓̾͒̄͜͝͝ͅ
I’m waiting.


I’m selling patch space on a nascar style battle jacket.


I’ve started using https://neal.fun/password-game/ to generate passwords 😊


I left my dog home for a week with my roommate, came back and he’d lost weight with her telling me he refused to eat for days. Never going to do that to him again.


Obi-Wan, on the high ground.
Damn, I wish I’d thought of that before my mom’s PCOS gave me one.


I’d love a future where our food was about being nutritious and satisfying, while being ethically sourced and produced.
The problems we have only exist because capitalism demands ever increasing profits.
That’s what the permethrin is for
Fresh is ready to eat, raw needs cooking
Same board three times: fresh veg on a clean board, raw veg after, then raw meat.
I’m trying to do more vegetarian, but hey I made a single chicken boob stretch through a week meal prep so i think I’m doing ok


Unironically, this is the way.
The main point of the missions is not to proselytize, but to remove these children from their families while finalizing the brainwashing into the cult. There is an effect where being yelled at/denied/turned away makes them feel persecuted for their faith and solidifies their need to belong to the group.
Lookup what that pool looked like before human pollution.


American capitalism, every solution should cost the user money for forever and cause another problem for other products to fix.
MMO where everyone is just living life as various sea creatures when/where?


I’m going to bring this meme to D&D night


Hello, it appears you’ve attempted to circumvent the amount of time it is supposed to take to travel this distance. Please enjoy this time loop until you arrive at your destination at the proper time. Thank you, have a great loop-day.


42 is the optimum human tribe size imo


This is why you move at warp 1-3 at work and never let them know you’re capable of going higher than 5.


They’ll often use paint and/or make minor modifications to make things harder to recognize or spot :) could be a different model or it could have been missing a button in the prop room!
You’ve already swam in a pool with a corpse (rodent, bird, insect, etc.) that’s what the filters are for.