Well that’s redundant, but that’s where the money is. The fame is on the west coast of North America.

East coast or west coast of North America? Or are you Canadian?

Bro, this is the internet. If you want to look at feet, you can do that. Just don’t look at kids’ feet. That is unacceptable and I will have to contact the authorities, so I’ll leave myself a post-it note or some shit.

Is that like the water jet from the swimming pool? Can I masturbate with it, too, or will it melt my nads into a gooey paste? I’m gunna try either way, I just wanna know what to expect.

Ah shit, I fucked up guys. Pack it up in the van. Now the battle is lost!

If I wanted pig feet, I’d take pictures of my own

Just get a new foot so this stops happening. I have some old, discount feet if you want one for cheap. Most are Australian, though I do have some Maltans in here, somewhere.

I’d cut her dog ears off and eat them for breakfast like dan Langley didn’t even fuck me in the jabooter

Obviously Garak is opposite of Space Karen. Dude’s just a simple tailor!

Bro, I’d drop kick her into a volcano for less than it would take me to admit that I am a very robust admirer of feet.

Imagine being God, having to hide how simple möbiating one’s full set of entanglements is what manifests transcendence from physicality to become one’s own independent phenomenon is, like Jesus and the Buddha and many people the CIA spiked with LSD figured out, cuz MKULTRA is Star Gate; it’s our en-light-enment program.

Let there be light…

Sound before light. Effect before cause. Prefrontal cortex developing the density of connections to predict the animal mind and tell it to shut up before it even comes up with it’s stupid plan. Rotate the pattern that can do that. What is spin? What are entanglements the Buddha talked about? What is sin; oh, defilement within the Ālaya-vijñāna, asthe Buddhists say. What is SQUIRREL! Oh sorry, what I got distracted during the möbiation process; it was like ASS HOLY SHIT THATS A SEXY ASS…What was I saying?

Boof em then, pussy

Flags didn’t exist back then in the 24th century, so obviously Picard didn’t have one in mind when he was writing the original series.

I eat scorpions. They are an aphormoadesiac, if you didn’t know. Don’t let them sting you there, though. That’s not how it works, but I’m not a biochemist. I’m an English teacher.

I am.a HUGE fan of “competence porn,” in all its forms!

No, you need a torch for that. Phaser just burns the crystal

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I mean, I drink my urine for the sulphur qualities in alchemy, which are a different thing entirely than what sulphur is in chemistry. Makes my teeth hurt less, I find. Must be good Karma in a yellow spectrum of frequencies. Don’t eat your poop though. That’s a bad idea, kids.

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