Can’t wait to accidentally press it while gaming, just like the Windows key!

My fat PS3. Still a good Blu Ray and DVD player.

Maybe they should need “pre-authorization.”

Ohhhhh

Heck yeah, I’d support 25 years. We could be jamming to Nirvana and Tupac royalty free. Instead, we only just got Happy Birthday.

I would probably send drones, but that’s why I’m not a Starfleet captain.

We don’t know for sure they didn’t get TootSweet. Careful.

I have used Firefox for years, and I can’t believe it’s actually losing market share. Oh well.

He’ll be in charge for decades to come. It’s time to move on from that assassination.

I can’t believe the guy showed up. He could be deported. Oh well. 🤷‍♂️

The future: when I’ll finally use this stuff.

Porn ads incoming.

The idea that my life could change because somebody claims to see my junk is, frightening.

I wish people wouldn’t wear political masks at work. It’s your right, sure, but please don’t.

I believe AI would be massively bigoted. Supporting or opposing who-knows-what.

Uncorrupt is good.