Yes, I agree, duck penises are scary.

Android is google

If you say I de-googled, that statement implies that you don’t use Google.

YouTube is Google bud

Dragon quest, turn based, also by square enix.

You are truly kind.

It’s a good thing that the opinion of a neckbeard can hardly be called valid.

God its like battle of the neckbeards, “quite incorrect kind sir, MacBooks run for years, challenge me again and I will make you rue the day! I tip my fedora to you sir! Good day!”