Don’t tease me…

It’s somehow both out in the open and hardly known. You might call it… Schrödinger’s Pedophilia. Schrödinger’s Personal life

Schrödinger hated this cat metaphor, he originally told it to highlight its absurdity.

However, Schrödinger was also a devout pedophile and rapist, so I take glee every time his cat is referenced. Fuck him.

Every picture is of you when you were younger.

• Mitch Hedberg

I just installed Linux on a six-year-old budget laptop this morning. My first time using Linux. What was a uselessly slow machine is now just humming along.

I’m doing my part!