I think the kind of people who think working for a deepfake company is acceptable are more likely to say “No, but those are my objects!”

There is an x86 emulator for DOS/Win16 programs, but Win32 software needs to be compiled for PPC

I don’t think you can damage anything by doing that - maybe you’d run into problems if the keyboard needs more current than the USB port can provide, but even then the keyboard just wouldn’t do anything

As far as I know, the Windows UI technically doesn’t need GPU acceleration, but it does depend on DirectX - the Windows 8 developer preview included a software renderer so that Aero Glass worked even without GPU drivers.

As far as I remember, the Logitech MX518 was one of the best PS/2 mice - but it’s not beige, so it might be more appropriate for an XP build.