Me and my friends were looking for something fun to do during our weekend hangout and we stumbled upon this [dome]. Let me tell you, we had a blast using it to make our very own geodesic dome!

“So me and the boys was just having some brews, postulating that Riemann’s impoverished upbringing likely led to the health issues that robbed the world of the shining star singularly embodying the superego, when we stumbled upon this little ditty.”

Who the hell thinks this sounds remotely believable? AI writes the most ridiculous reviews

30 for all currently airing media and a big catalogue to watch through? That’s not-

w/ ads

Over my dead fucking body

100% satire, and it’s pretty funny

I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.

I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell

Well, there goes the performative progressive values.

Highly niche hunter go brrr. Not to mention that we look and taste weird. Bony as hell vertical pigs that point sticks at anything threatening aren’t an appetizing meal to the the cat equivalent of a hummingbird

I’ve never had shakshuka as a soup, just as a very chunky sauce with eggs. What are the green bell peppers like?

In my home country, ground beef is typically made with an assortment of offal and has a relatively high vitamin/mineral content. And a chewy texture that I personally believe requires an acidic spice marinade and grilling to be palatable.

This really isn’t relevant, but your anecdote made me imagine feeding spicy kebabs to guinea pigs and I couldn’t help but feel a mix of horror and confusion at these poor imaginary creatures deriving more nutrition from a hot spice blend than from the kebab itself.

Ah, I take your meaning now. It was a little blurred with the manatee. As recompense for my misunderstanding, here’s a giant grain of sand

Struggle, sure. It’s not an ideal diet by any means, but as compared to nearly certain death within a month, it’s far better. Certain cultures were nearly 100% carnivorous by necessity, and they could grow to be elderly, which demonstrates that we are unequivocally not herbivores, which was all I said. I’d never argue against us being omnivores.

Try to feed an herbivore a nutritionally stable 100 percent meat diet and they’ll just die. Try the same with us and we’ll be relatively fine indefinitely. Definitely not herbivores

100 pounds? Capybaras aren’t anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.

Herbivores are pretty universally opportunistic carnivores. Check YouTube for examples if you want a jarring few minutes

Giant modern herbivores I would willingly pet in the wild. Buffalo: no. Elephant: no. Reindeer: no. Rhino: no. Water buffalo: no. Giraffe: no. Hippo: no.

Based on modern examples, I’d stay the fuck away.

Hut hut!

Watched it once with and without sound. Whoever made this should reassess their approach as a sound designer. It was so bad that I’m wondering whether they did it intentionally to get rage comments

Behind you, an executive encourages your participation in academia. *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* get published get published get published

So is it just hundreds of servers, each running their own OS and coordinating on tasks?

Nearly all of our dogs have been abysmal guards. They hear things we can’t and simply begin shouting. But what they hear is just someone walking outside, a skateboard, carpentry. Humans just existing outside. However, we’ll have guests arrive and 10+ minutes later they’ve realized that we’re all going to be murdered by the strangers we’re sharing food, drinks, and smiles with. They are quite stupid, you see.

Unrelated, but I sincerely hope the people behind autocorrect on iOS suffer from debilitating carpal tunnel. I hope their wrists burn and throb like a red hot iron balloon is expanding and contracting between their bones. Stop changing my words a full sentence later, you fucking illiterate machine.