Wow, never knew wombats were that far off the main sequence of evolution. What happens when then run out of hydrogen?

This is something I’d expect a guy with a wrestling mask and boxing gloves to draw. Probably in response to an email.

That lake was mine and I peed in it.

Salt. What are the chances that my 2.5 billion year old salt will actually go bad in a few months?

The Middle by Jimmy Eat World

Animal Bar by Red Hot Chili Peppers

Not immediately throwing my clothes in a wash and showering when I got home like usual. That small mistake resulted in a months long battle with bedbugs. Never again.

I regret nothing

Second smallest domino - 2008 Subprime Mortgage Collapse

Some middle domino - “But it’s Nic Cage November. We have to watch a Nic Cage movie. We can watch City of Angels. It has that song you like.”

Second biggest domino - COVID-19 Pandemic

Little domino - “Yeah I can totally play Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.”

Big domino - “Our second child is finally asleep, but I think they pooped.”

Tag yourself.

I’m a taffy fault. The plates moving away from one another are my childhood. The thinning section is a slinky.

Typo in title. ‘Inhabitable’ means it’s suitable for life, which is not what the study says. You meant to say ‘uninhabitable’.

Getting someone a book they didn’t ask for but they end up loving is such a good feeling.

After the murder of Michael Brown, body cams were lauded by centrists as a way to prevent police from unlawfully killing people. And there’s never been a single police shoo- oh wait

“Structure” in this case means “big glob of galaxies slightly closer together than other globs”

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The Commonwealth Saga (Pandora’s Star and Judas Unchained) by Peter F. Hamilton would make a great serialized TV drama.

You must be surprised every time you watch a mafia movie.

“Wait just a gosh darn minute! They said they were gonna take care of that guy!”