Um, question…

He’s too afraid to ask her. I would be too.

How else are you supposed to get your daily dose of Vitamin P?

Oh fuck no. For my entire life I’ve resented having to be alive. You try being a suicidally inclined 7 year old and see how you like it. The fact that it’s impossible to ask someone if they want to be born is enough for me to never want to have kids, always had been. Forcing existence and cognizance on a human being is unspeakably fucking cruel.

How do you fight the Borg?

They’re also wasteful pollution machines when they’re run, and for no practical purpose. They’re just toys to these people.

Reddit’s API fuckery. That’s it, that’s the whole reason. Fuck spez.

Cool, glad for y’all.

Hey, now that you’ve taken care of that, we’re having a little fascism problem here in America. We were wondering if you could, ya’know, return that little favor we did for ya in the 1940s?

He needs a squirrel-sized Iron Man suit.

Deez

I misread that as “cosplay” and thought, so what combat bonuses do you get for wearing slutty cosplay? I mean you’d be really stupid having a boob-window if it didn’t give at least a +3 Dex bonus.

This replicator burns turkey just like dad used to.

America, home of the brave and land of fucking around and finding out.

No no, that’s the perpetual mash of temporary blindness.

A tree is like a quiet roommate, but makes a huge mess before leaving to travel internationally for half the year.

I love how holodecks lacked an Oh Shit button. What’s an Oh Shit button? It’s a big red button on a piece of dangerous machinery that kills the power and stops everything. When something goes wrong and you say “Oh Shit!” and not the button. I literally trained people thus way. It’s a convenient way to associateb the use of the button with the purpose for it.

Imagine how much safer (and less interesting the shows) would be if you could just run to the door, flip the little lid, and smack the big red button to kill the power to the stupid thing.

Ever wonder if she was a chocoholic because as half betazoid it acts as a mild narcotic? Like for full betazoids it’s a controlled substance or something?

Here in Illinois is Woodstock, at ~25,600 (2020 per Wikipedia). It was the town where Groundhog Day was filmed. There’s even some small road signs here and there mentioning it for the rare tourist who comes to see it. Smallest place in the state I can think of, though there’s smaller towns that have been used for movies.

Some upcoming off-brand Hallmark x-mas movie will feature local tourist trap town Long Grove IL, pop ~ 8,300 (2020 per Wikipedia). The director grew up near there so knew about it and thought it’d be perfect for his movie.

MFer will probably die before Half-Life 3 is made.