Technically correct, the best kind of correct.

The stripes ran in the wash

Jet ski parking

Bad for the life forms

Is that like when a dumb friend taps their bottle on top of yours and it bubbles over fast?

Yep, money. If money is the answer, then the question makes perfect sense.

I’ll tell you in a few weeks

Same. I’ve been using them since I was a teen and my dad was missing at least 2.5 fingers.

Congratulations, and stay terrified, but not erratic.

Die in the dungeon. Basically slay the spire but replace cards with dice that have different abilities. New but fun.