

I was sooooo drunk one night I woke up and ran to the kitchen for water saw a lovely cup half full sitting on the counter. Took 2 or 3 fat gulps until I realized it was vegetable oil. Wasn’t thirsty anymore went back to bed trying not to throw up.


I was sooooo drunk one night I woke up and ran to the kitchen for water saw a lovely cup half full sitting on the counter. Took 2 or 3 fat gulps until I realized it was vegetable oil. Wasn’t thirsty anymore went back to bed trying not to throw up.


I don’t play games at all because I don’t wanna be the reason I lose…I get enough of that in real life

Care about your fellow human beings…

Oh you see they are busy giving their kids homeopathy “medicine” while cursing the austism bestowing vaccines as the work of evil science…


Consider yourself lucky I guess…

If you are at risk for certain activities or drugs, like caffeine, you are part of the not for everyone demographic…


You have been reported to the anti-defamation league for your antisemitism…


I know some websites with single moms looking for connections…
I don’t think opening a door the wrong way hundreds of times is a literacy issue…


You sure about that…


Around 1930 they had a particular accelarator at Berkeley called the Cyclotron…they had the coolest names back then


The blackhole universe would seem to move infinitely slow to us and our univers would flash by in an instant to them…


Can confirm Im an idiot and use kbin…


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PB and bittorent will always be there for you… use a vpn though


Now we have to pump our own gas, it was nice having someone do it for ya… if they add a sales tax and create urban sprawl like LA or Phoenix I’ll loose my mind…


There is no way they’re being too formal with their writing.


I do love strawberry milk, thanks for the tip!!!
A nerd who was benchmarking their ssh connection saved it…I love everything about that fello