Dionysus has gotta taste like wine.

I dunno man is Prometheus a birb?

If yes than proceed with caution because he will mess your bowels up

Yeah, I’m sure it was women that ruined Mozilla and not the same capitalist enshittification that ruins everything.

I’m not going to poop on their bananas

Good job reinforcing the fact that transphobes are dumb as shit

Ok Adolf

I’m not even American. Our economy is global and America is the imperial core of that economy.

One of my local PMs was caught taking bribes from the NRA a few years back ffs

about as real as the elections in a Soviet country

Because capitalist elections between corporate donors are so real lmao

Are you going to vote for Bloomberg or Blackstone next year? Good little piggy.

Neither are we, but we sure as shit aren’t cheering for NATOs Nazis either.

Their name is UraniumBlazer

Can’t wait for Azov to become the new Taliban and bite America in the ass

“My name is @Echo71Niner@lemm.ee and rainbows make me cry! Waaah waaaah”

I love the LGBTQ+ acronym because it pisses off assholes

A reminder that the Taliban only exists because the US funded the Mujahideen during the Soviet-Afghan war

Capitalism

Don’t be so hard on yourself

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day, thank you lmao