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  • Spaghetti Amoré (~$15 Serves 4-6)

    • 16oz Box of Spaghetti
    • 1lb Ground Turkey
    • 1 Can Cream Of Cheddar
    • 1 Can Cream of Mushroom
    • 1 Can Tomato Soup
    • 8oz of Shredded Mozzarella
    • Spices: salt, black pepper, poultry seasoning, onion powder, garlic powder, oregano

    Start boiling your pasta water, salt the water. Meanwhile, in a skillet start cooking the ground turkey till pink is gone. Once cooked, start seasoning with above spices to taste until satisfied, then move skillet to back burner on lowest setting to keep warm.

    Preheat oven to 375. Once pasta water is boiling, add spaghetti and cook per instruction until al dente. Drain pasta in a colander, then return to pot.

    While pot and spaghetti are still hot, add ground turkey and 3 soup cans to the pot and stir spaghetti until soups are evenly incorporated.

    Dump contents of pot into a 9x13" casserole dish, spread contents evenly in the dish, then top with mozzarella cheese.

    Bake in the oven till cheese has melted (about 5-10 minutes)

    Remove from oven and let cool on stove for 5 minutes. Use a spatula to cut a square and serve warm.







  • CyberDine@lemmy.worldtoScience Memes@mander.xyz*sad laughing noises*
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    2 years ago

    I actually have a multiple choice question on my General User training that goes something like:

    If someone attempts to elicit classified information from you, and a heated argument erupts, what action should you take?

    A) Inform Company Security of the event

    B) Provide a non-answer and defer or distract from the current line of questioning

    C) Prove them wrong by giving them the classified information

    D) A & B

    So far no one has chosen C, thankfully.




  • A horseshoe crab is fucking gnarly, bro. You see this brown, almost crescent/spherical object with a pointy tail skuttling along innocuously at the bottom of the shallows, and moving at a decent pace. It’s so different from anything else you’d expect to see with the tides, and much larger too. Bigger than any crab, bigger than most fish that like to hang at that shallow depth. You might even mistake the two round black dimples in it’s carapace for eyes, and like the comical depiction find it…cute?

    It looks fairly non threatening, and has a poor reaction time. So like any kid you pick it up by it’s tail, and then, “HOLY FUCK!” Nightmare fuel, as you look under it’s carapace at the many legs writhing underneath like some Cthulhu fever dream.

    You put it back down in the water and continue to let it do it’s thing.

    I’ve had that experience a couple times, but I’ve never witnessed these things breeding before. My Mom who was an Environmental Chemist for the EPA saw these things breeding once, and it’s like a giant migration for these crabs to the shallows and shore. We’re talking absolutely hundreds of them coming to fuck in some nasty orgy and peace back out to sea.

    Certainly one of the weirdest, coolest and oldest creatures on Earth.