There’s a gas station north of Austin TX in Round Rock that has Buddha Burgers. Absolutely, hands down the best burgers I’ve ever had, fast food or otherwise.

Instructions unclear; dick stuck in, well, everything.

I don’t know what the gorram frak you’re talking about.

In further news, Nintendo has announced it’s intentions to sue Nintendo over trademark violations.

I once feel asleep, standing up, at a Static X concert. 12 straight hours of drinking will have that effect…

three raccoons tumble out of a trench coat

Source? “Trust me bro,” the leading source on the Internet. Also, you gonna eat that trash?

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I’m a people. You don’t speak for me.

So, Nintendo vs Meta in the next copyright/TM infringement case? “Let them fight.”

I read this in the voice of the Titmouse outro from Adult Swim.

Wanna get high…?

“Darwin hates Brandis. Please, kill Brandis or kill Darwin.”

He talks to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon. That only speaks native aboriginal.

Well… Star Wars does have a character named Sleazebaggano… So…

I was gonna say Albuquerque, because of the name itself, the weird Al song and Breaking Bad, but Roswell is way tinier.

“The team in the kitchen is really great! We all joke around and laugh together constantly! So the food is under cooked and full of sawdust and glass shards. And? We have fun making it!”

I can’t agree harder. Unforgiven II killed that album for me. Such a letdown. This is Metallica? It’s more like an audio version of Ambien.

Both Load and Reload by Metallica. I had just discover The Black Album and was hoping for more of the same. I understand that some folks like em, but they just don’t do anything for me.

I’m partial to three, m’self.

“Welcome to the glory, pal!”

LAPD raids an “illegal grow-op.”