It’s not that hard. Just go to any Fidelity, Charles Schwab, etc. and pay for a professionally managed account. They charge 1-1.5% or so on your balance for the year so it’s in their best interest to make you as much money as possible so they get paid.

That’s her only fan too

(V) (:,:) (V)

Shawty had them blackened-out teeth (teeth)
Tooths with the fur (with the fur)
The whole clinic was looking at her
She hit the fluor (she hit the fluor)
Next thing you know
Shawty’s teeth got glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow, glow

Artist: Fluo Rida
Song: Glow

Edit: formatting

Me not knowing much about you often lends itself to me liking you more.

Stop already, I’m married.

ALLEADGEDLY

You’ve got Doc Ock but no Doc Doom?

Don’t forget literally and figuratively

Because it’s frozen (i.e. ice)

This made me laugh wayyyy harder than it should have

Ugh I hate that guy

Does quantum entanglement count? Probably depends on your definition of “teleportation”, I’d assume.

Hey Splay.

Shiggity shiggity schwa?

Hello Newman 😤

La la LA la lah

Do yourself a favor and watch it this weekend. Damn…now I want to watch it this weekend!