Call 'em whatever you like, they’re all octobussies to me.

Oh same, my grandpa didn’t die in Korea either. Twins!

And you REALLY don’t need to know what I do with closed doors behind partners.

Hi, I’m a traveling trampoline salesman. Would you be interested in a quick pitch?

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If it makes you feel better, you can eat my salad

fuck me, you got me good I’m mad I laughed as long as I did

Oh my bad, I’m hard of hearing. Been listening to too many aunts.

That person is a liar!! I listen to ants all the time and the only sound they make is smooth jazz.

Anybody know what this nonsense says? I’m having a hard time reading it.

Just count to five and you’ll be alright

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