Hail Satan!

I like the idea of magnet fishing, but it seems like you just pick up metal trash.

Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.

Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.

This hole was meant for me!

Fuck Yeah! Put that on the bucket list! I want to suck whale milk straight from the teat! Feed me big mama!

I feel like somewhere they would offer to fix his shitty mechanical body, or at least ease his pain. Maybe even restore his original body? Then they would deus ex machina him into being good or at least not as evil. Maybe a little holodeck padme action at the end? A little feel good fluff at the end?

Or Hispanic, redneck, cheap asses, (me)

Was it in the pale moon light?

I see you have broken both of your arms. How illogical…

“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”

Fuck yo couch warp core!

Sorry, “Geordi”

Gorde with hair looks like EAZY-E in space.

This has to be the first time I’ve been disappointed that’s something is NOT cake.

Can imagine my ex asking “Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature”.

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Life : Now, I’m gonna open my fly and you’re gonna swallow what I give ya to swallow. And after you swallow mine you’re gonna swallow Rooster’s cause ya done broke his nose and I think he oughta have something to show for it.

Limbo?

Imagine the poor bastard who has to die standing up? He can’t even chill out after death.

I’m split between “No One Asked Your Opinion, You Filthy Little Mudblood!” or “My Daddy will hear about this!”