BobDole [none/use name]

I’ve found drugs can help, too

Who is Sandy Loam?

What’s the point in buying a business class ticket if the poors aren’t forced to walk passed my luxurious chair/bed on their way to the most uncomfortable twelve hours of their life?

My school’s official smoking section was across the street. The unofficial ones were right underneath the outdoor cameras that couldn’t look down

Wikipedia editors are petty and incredibly biased. Start reading the talk pages, especially on controversial articles, and your opinion on Wikipedia’s objectivity will rapidly plummet.

Also, it’s a bit like reddit: you find yourself learning so much about new topics, until you start reading about things you have actual expertise on, and you realize the people writing this shit are uninformed idiots, and, when you try to fix the information, the petty nerds who control it revert your changes and ban you.

Of course, never know when you’re gonna need it

• Wallet
• Phone
• Work phone
• Butt plug (stainless steel)
• Car keys
• Chapstick (love Burt’s Bees)
• Viagra (sponsorship deal)
• Apple Watch
• AirPods

Hexbear is more than a website: She is Athena. She is light itself.