MILLENNIALS destroying ANOTHER thing! WHY don’t they just SPEND the Money we DONT give them on these BAD things that will Make them Feel like CRAP while making US Richer?

-Billionaires!

ILLEGAL? But these are CORPORATIONS! They CANT do anything Illegal!

I’m GLAD I live in a Country where an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT can FIRE Hundreds of Thousands of People, KILL Millions of People and DECIMATE my Countries Livestock and in Response we give him TRILLIONS in Taxpayer Dollars!

We Saved MONEY!

-Ranchers whose Taxes INCREASED!

I DONT understand why CHYNYUH is BEATING us in Science!

-LITERALLY Republicans!

I FIRED all our Scientists and DEFUNDED all our Research because I THOUGHT it would IMPROVE our Research Capabilities!

-NOT DEI hires!