AlphaOmega

“God dammit Jerry! This is my snake, I saw it first”

I didn’t have a Christmas tradition, until now…

My new fave is that Charlie Kirk was killed by an Israeli explosive put in his microphone

The holographic universe and the theory of chaos

Afaik they can. At least in NM.

Only a non gamer would say something so blatantly false

First time I heard about was after it failed…

Yes

Money laundering?

He’s got the Midas touch, if Midas turned stuff to shit instead of gold

EA has been doing this crap since '98 and still people keep buying it

If you need to get a hold of me, page me 911 first then your number

Nah you’re not really old until you find grey hair in your pubes

Ms swift key and some others. After half a dozen I just kind of gave up. After going through this thread I am now trying out heliboard. But it also suggests gibberish.

I’m going to check it out

I use Gboard and I absolutely loathe it. It constantly suggests words that are not words, and if I remove them, they don’t actually get removed. I’m constantly minimizing the keyboard or recording audio and I have no clue how. I have yet to find anything better

https://mashable.com/review/review-reflectacles-phantom-anti-facial-recognition-technology-glasses-frames

It’s from season 2 of the IT crowd iirc

This. My ex loved this game

Working at a call center and we had bonuses for people that could book the most hotel rooms (hotels.com). This one lady suddenly started winning all the bonuses day after day. This went on for almost 2 weeks. Then the FBI showed up. Turned out she was just stealing people’s CC numbers and booking them hotel rooms without them knowing.