you know, a federal europe with a shared, rotated heads of governments (always at least 3 countries) would help a lot, geopolitically too come back you fools, we miss you. Put Starmer and Farage together into a padded cell and let them fight it out

“entrepreneur playing the long game” ok fuck right off Jessica, in my country we say “stories made up in the beer garden”

from Friends obviously

if the game you bought isnt really yours, than sailing the high seas isnt really theft. I love the EU for their consumer rights agendas.

ah, the classic

cant imagine getting a serious work e-mail from someone currently rappeling one down the white house

reading through your old notes can be a wild ride sometimes lmao

I can see a black market for decade old “clean” social media accounts to bypass the system lmao

look at the news, airhead. They detain tourists and journalists for far less nowadays. Even fucking Senators. What else needs to happen for you to wake up?

football selling out to Qatar who use slave labour and stone gay people to death, now US who hate foreigners and will detain you at random, and being in 2034 in Saudi Arabia, who also hate human rights is just the icing on the cake. I wanted to fly to the US for the world cup, but fuck that, fuck Trump and his cronies across the globe

welcome to Autocracy ladies and gentlemen, sit back, grab some popcorn and pay attention to your neighbours, some might start dissappearing soon

The germans are really something else, what innovation hasn’t sprung from their imagination?