The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.

For when you want surf with your turf.

Holy sea is where holy water comes from.

B11 . . . BINGO!!!

So a shitgun instead of a poostol.

Doppler effect.

I have revived multiple computers and my mom’s windshield wipers with concussive application of a rubber chicken.

Diesel too?

My cat is obsessed with my socks. If a load of clean laundry has been left too long before it gets folded and put away, my socks will be scattered throughout the house.