But the skin is the best part!
I invented the left handed pizza peeler.
“Most people don’t eat the rind, but men do.”
Remove clothing before ironing.
Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency…
Caution: do not eat iPod Shuffle.
That label was covered by part of the box and so I ate the pizza before opening it and now I have an infection.
Who do I sue?
See, now because of me there’s a warning.
Good for the advice, because the difference of a US Pizza and the cardboard taste don’t exist.
Shaka, when the walls fell.
If that ugly cardboard box thinks it can tell me what to do I will win that argument at all cost!
we’re going to make it, the box is mostly fiber anyways.
what are you gonna tell me next, that i need to open the door before going to another room? 😭
Only if you keep every door in your house closed 24/7 like a psychopath
Safest way to ensure I WILL eat this meme: tell me not to.
Maybe they mean to open it early to cool it down?
I’m hoping it’s not because someone was forcing the pizza cutter through the box
You mean you peel your pizza before you eat it?
