Hehe i will some day kill you all -Sun
That’s the same smile the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man had as he was destroying Manhattan
Destroying Manhattan is probably pretty fun.
“That’s it! Nobody steps on a church in my town!”
Biblically accurate teletubbies
My same thought . I always thought that fucking show was fucked up
Thats cursed as hell
Wait, this is not part of THE MASTERPLAN? Now I am worried.
Who says it’s not‽
And I shall worship this smiling, plasmic god

The person who played the sun on Teletubbies is a mother now
I’m a little unnerved. That smile says, “I know something you don’t know. I got a biiiig surprise headed your way soon!”
Like every newborn child.
I am the great Cornholio! I need smiles for my coronal hole!
Are they saying that’s NOT the son’s actual face?!?!?
HOW DARE THEY?!?!
Anyone know what satellite this was taken from? It matches the standard 193Å images from SDO but it doesn’t match any images from the past seven days, so I wonder if they have another satellite that isn’t orbiting the Earth?
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Ah thank you, no wonder I couldn’t find it!
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How many Earths big is one eye of the smiley face?
the whole sun is about 109 earths wide (equatorial radius), so idk you have to measure where you think an eye starts and ends
Usually 1 to 3 or so. The average is about Earth sized, I think these were a bit bigger so almost 2.
This is if we’re treating this as like flat circles diameter wise. Volume is a different story.
this would be a great t shirt

Eating the souls clambering in escape
If you could lose mass as quickly as the sun, you’d smile too.
Fbbppbbppbbppt










