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ummthatguy@lemmy.worldM to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Sage wisdom of the late, great Norm Macdonald

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Sage wisdom of the late, great Norm Macdonald

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            If the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you up to your ears in optical cable in a Jeffries tube.

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    Quarks probably had real beer too, not just synthehol. Ferengi Weinhard’s Private Reserve.

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      Probably has some barrels in storage next to his shipment of syrup of squill.

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        “Day Squill or Night Squill?”

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    I’m still not convinced that people actually like the taste of beer.

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      If it wasn’t for the way it made you feel I don’t think people would like it so much

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      Thought so too for a long time, but over the last few years that changed and I acctually enjoy drinking it. Don’t know why

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    And if you’re on anti-depressants you become an instant lightweight!

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      does anyone need antidepressants in a post-scarcity democratically-socialist gay space utopia?

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    Remember crewmate:
    Be lucid, not stupid.

    This message is brought to you by C.A.D.D.

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    *synth-ale.

    I’m pretty sure Starfleet frown on drinking alcohol while on duty.

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