If it’s just a wooden seat then I’m in that state immediately after seating.
So true, I have a booty and wooden seats are murder.
Amazing username
Thank you, when I was signing up it flowed from my finger tips.
As do the spiders from your butthole, I imagine.
I don’t particularly WANT to imagine it, but here we are 🤷
I sure miss 5 seconds ago, when I hadn’t read this yet
Sorry 😁
Oh, be not afraid. They don’t come from my butthole. When I summon them, they come from the butts of others.
Being in the category “others” myself, that would make me significantly MORE afraid, if anything 😂
Ah, perhaps the story doesn’t translate well if you haven’t read the Klingon children’s stories. 🤔
My butt is become death, the destroyer of sofas.
Wish I could say the same. It’s been so hot here in Texas, you wanna sit around to be in the a/c.
Currently on week 4 of 100+ temps, and no relief in sight. They keep saying 50% chance on rain and 2 days later it’s no where to be seen forecasted. It’s so dry the grass crunches under your feet like you’re walking on sand spilled on pavement.
It’s been 90°+ here, so this is sort of a nice change. Though this hurricane Hillary.
Yeah if you aren’t used to hurricanes it can be difficult. I learned that after I move to Texas and got hit with my first one. I grew up in the Midwest o I was used to tornadoes, but tropical storms and hurricanes were completely new to me.
Problem we’re running into here is it’s so hot and dry we are starting to see fires caused by spontaneous combustion here.
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