…Kernel patch at age 4. Sigh… What have I done with my life?
You done fucked up from the moment you turned 5. That’s where you went wrong. You should have just stopped getting older
Dose mental age count?
You can start now!
I am no developer, but I’ve submitted my first patch a few months ago.
It simply added my laptop to a list of quirks, in order to make the microphone work.
she’s going to one of those mythical 20 yo with 15 years of experience 😉
The Internet didn’t even exist when I was four, let alone Linux, so I don’t feel so bad.
Well, you shoulda been working on ARPANET then, slacker!
Breaking News at msn.com: “Linux uses child labour!”
Unpaid child labour!
Oh god, maybe they’ll start calling actual child labor “open source”
FOSS
Free and Open Source Slave
FOSS: Forces Orphan Se–
No matter how many times I read this I have no idea what’s going on. Can someone explain this like I’m 3
A girl read documentation and see that all the titles are underlined with -, but one of the letter isn’t underlined like the others (that’s the lonely s). Then she asks the person doing the commit to fix it and they fix it together.
And then the older pair programmer goes to social media and calls out their partners age for clout. Ageism is real in tech. :)
Wow we really can’t just appreciate a wholesome/cute moment?
They’re telling a joke.
I didn’t see how it’s funny.
Because it’s an absurd statement, as in completely obviously not an example of ageism in tech.
The line of code (well, documentation in the code) used to look like something like this (I’m not sure if this formatting will work on mobile, sorry):
The code ends with an s----------------------And after her changes it looks like this:
The code ends with an s------------------------See how I added an extra
-in that second line? That makes the S happier because now it also has a - below it like all the other letters. This also just generally makes that line more consistent with other spots in the code. So it’s not a bad change. It doesn’t do anything really but making your code format nice, easy to read, and consistent is usually important in programming so although it doesn’t do anything tangible it’s still a valuable change!
This is just adorable. Poor s!
I want her to do a Ted talk on the morality and ethics of making sure no letter is left behind when underlining text.
Though slightly cliche, this just feels right. That niece has learned a great lesson about how collaborating to improve things is always possible, and that open-source relies on everyone doing their bit.
I don’t know, this feels cringe on some levels…(parents)
Nope, I was smiling like a maniac the whole time I was reading. Reject cynicism 😀
Some problems just need a fresh pair of eyes. Sometimes literally.

















