this is fucking amazing
I see you know your Judo well…
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
Thanks Spez!
This is democracy manifest.
Get your hand off my penis!
Nicholas Licarno, for the crime of almost killing Wesley Crusher, I sentence you to a succulent Chinese meal.
Never meet your heros
Chinese meal, succulent, 40 degrees
I see you know you’re nerve pinch well sir.
Machine: The best I can do is goo.
Love it 😊
Rest of us choking down leola root stew and mister fancy over here manifesting democracy.
Imagine you’re a crew member. You get back and Neelix starts a chain of Talaxian restaurants specializing in leola root stew that become all the rage. Any time someone wants to go out and celebrate, it’s at one of his restaurants.
COMPUTER END PROGRAM!
Computer arch!
computer freeze program…
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computer… terminate safety protocols“Hey, man, it’s going to be okay. I know you went through a lot on your journey from the Delta Quadrant. Reacclimating to home life can be difficult. I brought you something familiar to help make the transition. It’s–”
“Don’t say leol–”
“–leola root stew.”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!”
I’m setting this to level 16, wide field.
That should destroy this building.
Unless, of course, this isn’t real Leola root.
