Bwaaahhh! Aw, dang ol’ red alert, man! Some kinda emergency or somethin’? Talkin’ ‘bout sirens blarin’, people runnin’ ‘round like headless targs… wha’s goin’ on, man? You better be tellin’ me somethin’ ‘bout a dang ol’ romulan or somethin’, ‘cause I’m fixin’ to get outta here, man… uh… yeah…