Gotcha covered: The Stormtrooper misses the shot, but the redshirt keels over from the shock. Balance is restored.
The one I heard was: The stormtrooper misses but the red shirt dies anyways.
Right, thought I’d add some realism.
red shirts are personal human shields for the captain, and the important crew members.
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The redshirts casually dispatch opponents who were themselves unable to hit the broad side of a barn let alone Luke in the cargo bay and who were later humiliated by ewoks (a full legion of the Empires best troops no less)
Until… a single stormtrooper, wounded and barely clinging to life, somehow manages to close to within hand-to-hand combat range.
Starfleet reports a 100 percent casualtie rate and no survivors among the security division.
Unconfirmed reports suggest the surviving stormtrooper was later murdered by Elmo from Sesame Street…
