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minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·5 days agoHow do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
minus-squareglimse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up86·5 days ago-a person terrified of butterflies -covered themselves in fruit juice?? -sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over -became the butterfly god I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
minus-squareRolder@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·5 days agoProbably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
minus-squarefullsquare@awful.systemslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·5 days agosome common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
minus-squareBronzebeard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·edit-25 days agoWhen they text you “I’m on my way” and ignore your: please don’ts
minus-squareTeamAssimilation@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·4 days agoThat’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
minus-squareOascany@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days ago“they wouldn’t stop showing up” so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
minus-squarecorsicanguppy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoNot everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.
How do you know when someone is coming over uninvited?
-a person terrified of butterflies
-covered themselves in fruit juice??
-sat outside when the uninvited guest was coming over
-became the butterfly god
I’ve seen more believable stories in green text. The only reasonable part is planting milkweed
Probably texted saying “I’m coming over”, OP replied “No” or perhaps “Fuck off” and then they show up anyway
some common friend spilled the tea in advance perhaps
When they text you “I’m on my way” and ignore your: please don’ts
That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.
“they wouldn’t stop showing up” so person planted milkweed to gather butterflies for the inevitable fruit juice bath storm.
Not everyone remembers to turn off “share my location with Instagram friends”.