Inspirational credit to OpenStars@piefed.social for their Blazin’ Bev snail reference, which reminded me of that weird meme from the bad place about an immortal snail whose touch meant instant death.
ST: First Contact
Snails have bones, right?
Asking for a Moopsy…
what makes you think that snail wasn’t onboard?
Brilliant idea!
“Ooops”
Is that Chuck McGill?
It is the same actor (Michael McKean) yes,. although the above image is from The Good Place, the bestest-er-est show ever.
Oh I’ll be damned, now I want to watch it
He’s also the fear clown in Voyager
It has it all.
Hot guys / moral philosophy professors
Hot girls / tasty treats
And despite all that, it managed to be a good show! 🤪
Wait, I thought it was just one snail assassin. It’s two?
You can’t know which is the decoy snail
I feel that with transporters, the whole thing falls apart.
"…so of the snail touches you then you die instantly. Any questions?
Obrien: Can we put the snail in pattern buffers?
“No”
“Then follow-up question: what do I do with the snails that I already put in the pattern buffer?”
M-M-M-Moopsy?
Oh dear. Once you pop… you cannot stop!
