Why isn’t the most influential planet Jupiter? That’s the obvious answer. Saturn maybe second. Their gravity wells did more than any other planet to influence the other planets in the system…

And wtf is Neptune doing in second place. Neptune doesn’t do shit.

DAMN YOU AND YOUR LOGIC, KOLANAKI!

But… but… I posted it as a joke, so it is?? Please??

What is this, some mycologistic hate speech?

Why would you pronounce it “eesh”?

Go sniff some wool, fig eater.

I don’t know if your username is a reference to The Stormlight Archives, but fuck Moash.

Just krill me now.

I wish I could escape myself…

Very well said.

Per the other response, it’s kind of an over-reaction to the term to the point that it’s been equated with the British “spaz”, where it’s offensive because it tends to refer to someone with mental disabilities. It’s entering the euphemism treadmill

Modern sensibilities tend to frown on that term, but… yes

His holomatrix gets bigger when it’s inside.

😏

🫂

Melon comes from an ancient Greek word which referred to fruit, but was also, at the time, used as a euphemism for boobs.

Melons forever.

Edit: From Wiktionary:

Space? Big, if true.

pollinate me uwu

Thanks for explaining the joke?