I’d be pretty upset if my faucet spat out 10% noodles
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•A compulsory mandated app installed on every Indian citizen's new phone
842·5 days agoJust wait until they fine you for noncompliance
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL the number of pedestrians killed by drivers in the U.S. rose by 70 percent between 2010 and 2023English
8·9 days agoWho would’ve thought that market incentives and regulatory capture would lead to this?
/s
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Cooking @lemmy.world•Ideas for very simple improvements to instant noodles?
1·13 days agodeleted by creator
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Technology@beehaw.org•Jeff Bezos reportedly launches new AI startup with himself as CEO
22·19 days agoHeh, would be funny if this pops the bubble
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Python@programming.dev•uv is the best thing to happen to the Python ecosystem in a decade
13·1 month agoThis page said it’s written in Rust. Is this the same UV?
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Android@lemdro.id•Google is working on another huge multitasking upgrade for Android tabletsEnglish
42·1 month agoGreat. I’d like to multitask by installing the software I want from an app store of my choosing
It’s flat all across the globe
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Today I Learned@lemmy.world•TIL Bologna was a city full of towers between the 12th and the 13th centuryEnglish
86·2 months ago“The reasons for the construction of so many towers are not clear. One hypothesis is that the richest families used them for offensive/defensive purposes during the period of the investiture Controversy”
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What could I do about a very noisy coworker?
9·2 months agoIf you have the funds, consider buying noise cancelling headphones. Then go to your boss. Make sure to show them that you want to be respectful and considerate.
Avoid giving off the impression that you are sewing discontent among your colleagues. Chances are that managers will not help you if they get the impression that you are being excessively fussy, or worse, that you are orchestrating discontent among your colleagues.
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Food and Cooking@beehaw.org•I Tracked Down The Company Ruining Restaurants
9·2 months agoThe conspiracy is the economy of scale. Restaurants can get local ingredients, they’re just more expensive.
Since buying power in the states is stagnating and for many people decreasing, many restaurants chose to cut costs. One way to do that is by using cheaper ingredients.
Original article:
Xie et al. eLife 2025 “Fast evolutionary turnover and overlapping variances of sex-biased gene expression patterns defy a simple binary sex classification of somatic tissues”
https://dx.doi.org/10.7554/eLife.99602.4
Latest and greatest flat earth is that Antarctica is a wall that encircles us all. Well, it encircles the land that us normies are allowed to know about. Beyond the Antarctic wall lies a vastness of land that us normies are kept unaware of. I am not sure why. It was something to do with the riches of the secret land. Also, no one knows how far the land stretches. So the earth is flat but we don’t know how far it goes so we don’t know what the shape is really.
Just to be perfectly clear: I am not a flat earther and I don’t believe any of the above. It’s a load of (very entertaining) nonsense. Keep the documentaries coming please!
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•Nepal Bans 26 Social Media Platforms, Including Signal
13·3 months agoYou can install signal from a standalone apk that self-updates. No need for any app store
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•Apertus: a fully open, transparent, multilingual language model
41·3 months agoBut can it send me into a psychotic rage?
What’s up with the earthquake one?
Evolution is an optimisation process, just a very slow, wasteful and stupid one. It finds local optima which it usually gets stuck in.



Straw man gish gallop