no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem
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my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.
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Technology@beehaw.org•Elon Musk’s X obtains $44bn valuation in sharp turnaroundEnglish
4·9 months agoah, but there was a billion in junior debt 🤣
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Ask me how I know Donnie is deliberately tanking the stockmarket because he's shorting the stocks most likely to be impactedEnglish
4·9 months agoStandby just means cash/currency?
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Privacy@lemmy.ml•Why is there only one invidious instance left?English
730·9 months agoIs it a cool game? Can you host your own?
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sorry i came back but wtf
i had a frikkin point and now i’ve been sidetracked and seriously? twitter???
Twitter is just shit though. Why are you even trying to defend it? Same as Facebook, I can’t see shit there without an account.
Has somebody mapped that one out?
“Frotting” is the porn search term
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Free and Open Source Software@beehaw.org•Any recommendations for a good FOSS podcast app for Android.English
16·11 months agoAnother vote for AntennaPod, although Podcini doesn’t seem too different. They all lack a way to make multiple playlists.
Also, on my ancient tablet with Android 7, i use antenna pod except for playback, where i switch to Audio Anchor to avoid some crashing.
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Android@lemdro.id•Android 16 gets ready to let Gemini control everything from alarms to video (APK teardown)English
492·1 year agoOh hell no
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Politics@beehaw.org•Democrats should have listened to Bernie Sanders, historians sayEnglish
8·1 year agoI am once again asking you to…
not listen to bombastic appeals to fear
Global Scientific Survey Deploys Giant Autonomous Vaginas to Assess the Planetary Situation
yeah 3 am riding my little motorcycle through an appalachian holler so slowly because the mist was overwhelming and blinding and suddenly i was surrounded by a couple deer and a giant buck… i was like i don’t know if they can accelerate faster than me but i’ll try. i made it out, but if i hadn’t been so slow, i would have crashed into a deer or crashed from swerving
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Technology@lemmy.ml•China plans to complete a fusion power tokamak reactor by 2030.English
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Games@sh.itjust.works•With development costs rising, we need to make games based on user feedback, not numbers and data from the past, says NEXON Games executiveEnglish
10·1 year ago“we may not know how much money we can make by developing a certain game, but we can get a feeling as to what kind of game will make users happy. That’s why we test games even in the middle of development and collect feedback.”
That sounds a lot like using data collection to design games. And hey, it’s hard to create art. Art can fail even at its best.
I couldn’t tell ya, not a Harry potter person.

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