Sounds a lot better than a recorder, if you know what I mean

Um, that’s a report on homelessness. The majority of pedestrians are not, in fact, homeless.

I agree with you on cell phone use being a contributor. I’m not convinced that pedestrian numbers contribute at all to the increase. I’m not really even convinced that pedestrian numbers have increased at all. Population, yes, has increased but given how growingly hostile most of the US is to pedestrian traffic, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that real pedestrian numbers have decreased.

If, if, it had to be done, I’d like to remind everyone that William Shatner and Tom Baker are both still with us.

Oh, god, why would anyone care? I have my screen dimmed to maybe 20% of max as is. This is like hyping how thin a phone is – past a certain point, who cares?

Give me better battery life, or a removable battery.

So…millions of these accelerators would fit in a single teaspoon? Are these accelerators in the room with us right now?

You won’t ask for bank statements or email passwords? I mean, they really have nothing to hide.

If we’d had this decades ago, we might have had more songs about Trump’s old man, and not had a fascist in office right now.

Thanks! Now I know what night this week will be cloudy

Later, the same official was quoted as saying “The Larch”

It’s all those ones and zeros. They’re stressing the system. Well, mainly it’s the ones. The zeros aren’t really a problem at all, except when they interrupt the ones, which admittedly they often do.

– some official

For those who haven’t seen the full image (NSFW)

Link is not https, so your browser may flag it or throw an error, but it is a working link

Cybuns!

I immediately thought of Roman hypocausts, but apparently this sort of thing was done in Asia and North America thousands of years earlier. Who knew?

This description of the food web seems a little dated. I haven’t seen a bird-eating spider in years.

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In the spirit of the comic,

*companies’

On some websites, you can get the VIN with just the plate number.

Of course, the VIN is also displayed on the exterior of most cars anyway

Yeah. Page 3 of the PDF linked to in the article has a diagram that made it easy for me to see.

If you’re suggesting a daring heist at the Smithsonian, I’m in!