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I am never gonna finish the seating chart for this fucking banquet

I’m super into this idea. It’s got stuff! It’s got sharing! It’s got socializing! Seriously, what a rad idea

Do I upvote? Do I not upvote? Oh my god, it’s so awful, it’s perfect

Most unnerving meal I’ve ever heard of

Ope, gonna need a minute for this lab trauma flashback

Congratulations!

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Like a dispensing god

Mine’s 20-200. Had a 1-10, 20-200, and 200-1000, but my 20-200 always gave me the best consistency. What’s yours?

“Why’s this bottle of chewable Tylenol say ‘Keep out of reach of children’? I’m a child and I can read the directions just fine”

Sounds much more manageable

I haven’t read it, but my knee jerk reaction is that the reason gen Xers went maggot is because they were pieces of shit who were more interested in hurting people than living comfortable lives. That’s probably one of the dangers of letting your kids go feral

Fucking feral. 😂 Bottle rocket fights and looking after yourself when you’re home sick from school by the time you’re 8

I was skeptical when I saw “Exciting bat news!!!” but it turns out that there was no exaggeration. This is exciting bat news!

Hahaha one of my favorite episodes

My body is ready. Brain hopes to catch up

Let’s go with “can’t understand,” as in, “she gave a satisfactory explanation of the gnepine hypothesis, and he can’t understand it.” Because, as you’ve pointed out, it doesn’t seem that hard, so maybe he should be crying as she leaves

Hella tite

At least bring lunch trays and goggles, boys. Busted tailbones are no joke

Holy shit, they are hella tite