Please, go on!

Ditto. Voyager is as close to the AlienBlue experience as I’ve seen.

This is America. That library would be sued, fo sho.

He probably has an EMP gun or something that would just knock them out of the sky. One would also need to construct every piece of the drone themselves from scratch to avoid having parts traced. Ala, Luigi and his 3D printed gun. Just don’t travel or run errands with your 3D printer, your “Autonomous Drone Swarms for Dummies” book, or your manifesto on your person like some kind of cartoonishly stupid villain…

Self-improvement is a poor man’s game.

Now that’s a stupid luxury. And a maintenance nightmare should it ever fail. Reminds me of:

The American government spent millions of dollars engineering a pen that writes in zero gravity. The Russians brought pencils.

How much brain damage would a brain damaged Roman have if a brain damaged Roman could have brain damage?

From hungry children.

He’s lucky to have you. Good human.

Very cool. Might reach for that next time I need to ‘shop something 🤔

Hmm. Is there a faraday vinyl I can wrap my car in?

What on that list warrants a major version bump?? Does the UI still just scatter dozens of tiny windows all over your screen?

The spots might be helpful for baby tigers?

“Want to automatically purchase more mediocrity on a regular basis? Subscribe and save!”

She’s represented by black pixels.

I have tried to get on this “Usenet” a few times but to no success. The software was ass, and the instructions for it were worse.

Any handy guides, anyone??

Don’t forget at least one banner ad across the top, flashing obnoxiously

Please just call and ask!

It’s powered by screams.

Prote—ahhh nearly got me!