I thought it was an AI head swap too…

He’s not Picard!

And then i started disrupter-ing

“…no one had a chance to interrupt…”

“Someone’s about to get stabbed!” And he pulls out a mini Mek’leth.

An El Aurian that just talks and talks and never listens!

Dude, we never see ambiguously “dumb” characters on Star Trek, well excepting Lieutenant Broccoli, so having an odd-ball character who’s really good at one thing, but completely fucked everything else up!? Boom, DeVito

Stupid sexy Gygax

I used to build sci-fi weapons using Lego. Every damn one had a “get ready” movement.

This and the XF1

Edit: ZF1 damn-it

I’ll always upvote a Harvey Birdman reference

Holy crap, how has this never been done before!? Brilliant

I’m not a father, so already doing a better job than my sperm donor.

Oh hell, imagine if they had “Rikered” Tuvix, then had all three trapped on a shuttle together. Tuvok would murder them both

New product idea: helmets for dogs

Ugh, you bastard… Keep it up

For me, it’s like unlocking a Zelda puzzle. I even have a little fan fare okay in my head when I get it.

When i looked into laser eye surgery, they told me it could make my near vision worse… Near sightedness got me into books, so losing that would be like losing a limb!

Oh crap, i have an “um actually” for that too…

Dr Pulaski offered to clone him some new eyes, but they wouldn’t have the details or range that the visor does. As a Chief Engineer, I’d keep the extra visual spectrum, dude can see heat!

“I’m going to turn on my ‘personal relaxation light’…” ~ Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Um AcTuAlY, they drink it on starships so they can “shake off” the effects

I’m a blast at parties…