Not smashing!

Hmm, now I need to find a version of numpy compatible with my clippers

Ooh, a crossover episode

That scented candle doing some real heavy lifting

Does this neolithic prehuman have a right to privacy? If they can’t give consent, what does it say about this project?

Childhood memories right there

“Sir, you’ll need to put your weiner away or take it outside.”

Reminds me of this one time some little girls wrote to me…

Two toddler skulls

But they’re so free! Haven’t you heard how free they are?! FREE!

Yeah that. I can’t think of anyone who would buy a phone that spams you with ads on the lock screen. Gross.

No they fucking aren’t

To be fair if the only way to observe you was to smack another person into you or to electrically yank you down a strange corridor then you’d probably change your immediate behaviour.

What? Loads of pop up Halloween shops have spiders.

Glory!

Lol fucking what

Software devs hate users

This feels more like monkey nannas. An entirely more niche kink.

Russia also employed a bunch of Nazi scientists for their own rocket program.

Memorable quote from The Right Stuff, a good movie about the Space Race: “Our Nazis are better than their Nazis.”

Russia like “Ooh! Write that down!”