…i agree, wholeheartedly…i seem tongue tied…

…i want to see a shocked pikachu face…

…what is it about that tight vulcan physique?..

…papa?..

…you didn’t read the article…

…yeah, you didn’t read the full article which contradicts itself…

…apparently, we’re both wrong…according to wikipedia…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tortoise

…hobbits…

…too bad for the internet, eh?..

…i am withholding all judgments on pandas until my full research has been completed…i heard something on the internet…

…a slow, carnivorous reptile finds a food source…breaking news…wtf are you people stupid?.. I only calls 'em like a sees 'em

…thank you, Rimmer…

…i am far more surpised that ‘FAYGO’ didn’t come out with it first…

…hey kids! stick your arms out the window, now!..

…300 million years, can’t sit still, smh…

…ffs, we only just discovered a new species that had been in the stomach juices of another big lizard…

…that they survived into the fossil records is proof enough, stupid people think that anything that survived long enough to be in the fossil record was nice, uhh, i have a rust-colored bridge in San Fancisco for you…cheap…

…thanks, now i have to ride my motorcycle through the dining hall…

…with cellular peptide frosting…

…did this remind anyone else of Meatloaf when they saw it?..