Right. First we execute them all, then we stop treating them like people.

We have this tool, let’s use it for the one worthwhile use it has before destroying it.

I know it’s bad for me.

I’m just too tired to care.

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It’d probably let you. They’re pretty chill cats.

Don’t have a lot of energy, and have to save it for sprinting.

Fun fact: cheetahs can purr and meow.

It’s a cheetah, not a leopard.

Sounds about right. In zoos they sometimes pair cheetah cubs with yellow lab puppies to help them deal with the stress of… existing while being a cheetah, I suppose.

We’re too big and too dangerous.

A cheetah would need to be very desperate to attack a human.

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Like with cigarettes in the past people weren’t informed about the consequences before making their choices.

Yeah, but the tobacco cartels had performed studies which clearly demonstrated how absolutely horrible their shit was and not only not made them public, but used them to maximise addiction (and cancer, as a side effect they didn’t give a single shit about).

I very much doubt the tattoo industry has ever studied anything.

Just use pigs.

Basically the same thing as a human (except for the opposable thumbs, which explains us eating them), but cleaner and smarter on average.

~morphic

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I don’t know… I’d never seen the acronym before, but it seemed fairly obvious in context… (as Anthropogenic Global Climate Change, obviously), especially given that “global warming” seems to be falling out of use due to it being at the same time too specific and not enough…