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I can take a four-peater.

I like their boobies

Sound is just patterns of air pressure.

If you were able to go “puh puh puh” in someone’s ear 440 times per second, they’d hear a middle A note if they didn’t punch you first.

Imagine a delicate needle in front of your mouth. If you “puh” at it, it wiggles. If you play an A on a violin, the violin string wiggles 440 times per second. That vibrates the air around the string at the same speed. That air vibrates your ear drum 440 times per second, so you hear it. But it also vibrates the needle. Now let that needle carve a pattern in a spinning disc. That pattern of pressure is now recorded. If you harden that disc and balance a needle over it and spin it again at the same speed, the needle will vibrate 440 times per second. You can use that to make a big floppy piece of paper vibrate 440 times per second. That vibrates the air, which vibrates your ear drum just like the original violin string would’ve.

That’s Dr Respectable Boi, hims didn’t get a phd to just be a respectable boi

As an Old, I appreciate this Wife Bad humor.

They absolutely make “smart” curtains rods.

My sleep schedule doesn’t always have me needing to wake up after sunrise, so I instead have two of those umbrella-looking photography lamps at each side of the foot of the bed. Works great, but hard to convince dates I’m not filming them, so sometimes I have to remove them.

Except those go from one hole to over a dozen.

Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying he’s right. I just thought the objection was to the “restart bit”, and I thought that part reasonably followed if the earlier parts were accepted.

But Penrose’s Conformal Cyclic Cosmology is pretty much the opposite of a Big Crunch.

If it’s mathematically equivalent to the starting conditions of our universe, why would it behave differently?

The black holes evaporate eventually.

After that, depends on who you ask. Most physicists would say something like “as close to nothing as possible”. Penrose would say at a certain point when nothing can interact with anything else, distance loses meaning, which makes the universe and a singularity equivalent, so then things restart.

The genie granted two wishes at once. The other was from a speed runner.

https://www.thegamer.com/how-ionizing-particle-outer-space-helped-super-mario-64-speedrunner-save-time/

During the race, an ionizing particle from outer space collided with DOTA_Teabag’s N64, flipping the eighth bit of Mario’s first height byte. Specifically, it flipped the byte from 11000101 to 11000100, from “C5” to “C4”. This resulted in a height change from C5837800 to C4837800, which by complete chance, happened to be the exact amount needed to warp Mario up to the higher floor at that exact moment.

You wouldn’t have any time to appreciate it.

Same with Pythagoras.

He banned beans because he thought they contained souls, demanded his followers endure years of silence, and claimed to remember his past lives (including being a Trojan hero and a fish). His secretive brotherhood treated numbers like divine beings, and he supposedly lost his mind over the idea that the planets hum cosmic harmonies. He was a math genius, but also one philosophical fever dream away from starting a numerology space religion.

That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.

The Leif Erikson one is very subjective though;

you could learn all the words to De Colores

Proton accepts bitcoin and mailed envelopes of cash.

It would be better if other recipes adjusted accordingly.

The Zatarans Jambalaya box still says to add a pound of smoked sausage. But those sausages went down to 14oz. Then 12oz. Now some are 10oz. The box still says to add a pound. It’s becoming a hotdog/bun situation.

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Steve Jobs?