This is one of my favorite summaries of just how ridiculous religion can become. Only thing I want to find a way to add would be a condemnation of monotheism. Seems that had a whole lot to do with how the concept of religion has become so corruptible. Instead of the point being the betterment of your own tribe it becomes about how every other tribe is less than you.

For sure. It’s kind of weirdly not evil, though, being it’s Google and all…

Very true! I guess I was trying to keep my explanation simple, so went with the first example that came to mind.

But, point being, there are multiple ways to sell the fact that OP held down a single job for so many years. Thank you for your addition to the idea I was trying to convey!

That’s a really good tip about looking for a resume format to complement your job history! I hadn’t thought of that.

I’ve only ever worked at this place and I feel that on paper, I’m not very hireable.

A work history with only one job, especially for an extended period of time, is not a bad thing. Not bad at all. Hell, even if you apply for something that’s not really directly related to that job, it might still help, at least a little. Why? It shows your willing to stick with a job. So it’ll help them to see you as someone who will be loyal to the company (but really, fuck that noise - are they loyal to you?!?).

If possible, you want to take a perspective where any company you apply needs to convince you that they are worth your time and effort. You know what you can offer, you “know” you can do the job, so what can they offer you?

But birds aren’t real, haven’t you heard?

Fair enough. I mean, they’ll never not pay attention to whatever moves the money, of course. Brrr! Line most go up! But they’re so far up their own asses who really knows why they do what they do. Cause I’m pretty sure the only thing they’ve figured out is what their own farts smell like!

I actually doubt it will go that far. They’re far more concerned with those precious ad views, and the slowdown from encrypting/decrypting every feed everywhere would almost certainly cause a noticeable downward trend in those ad views.

Your reply kinda reminds me of Thirteenth Floor.