Can’t remember which film but doesn’t Bale complain to Fox about the lack of mobility at some point?

On Kirk’s ship that means you die on an away mission. On Picard’s it means you give a Borg cube the middle finger while charging straight at it and somehow survive

Try breaking into O’Neill’s room and you’ll meet one then the other

I have a Space Invaders shirt with warbirds and the Enterprise as your ship at the bottom. Sadly no one has recognized it as trek yet

Who exactly fixes the disruptor cannons or shields? Only Klingon chief I’ve seen is this one

Everyone thinks all Orions are pirates but as Tendi said, “somebody had to build all the starships.”

I’m more inclined to like a Klingon who’s just got a different personality than someone like Worf who never shut the hell up about Klingon tradition since he was always trying to prove he was a warrior.

He would have sewn the names and details of everyone involved in very fine letters inside the filigree of a beautiful scarf and gifted it to Odo

I do 1/1/1984 but also a good idea

No no the Cardassians have the Obsidian Order fleet but Starfleet is only secretly run by lizard people at the top.

He’s even got his own cloaked ship that flies all over the world undetected.

He put coal instead of coffee in her stocking and Voyager is just gonna make a little detour

Morn your stories are great but a little too verbose, can’t get a word in edgewise

“To blave,” the dread pirate wheezed

It’s gonna be the Sonic, that thing is the mechanical version of psychic paper, it just does what needs doing.

Strong #2 for a good old fashioned block of explosives though

Hey you, get that target swingin a little

Someone better give him a new sound byte before he tries carving up the Gerald Ford for maga fridge magnets

Maybe he doesn’t mention it cause it’s all dinged up since he’s shit at parking. Thinking you’re a god means fuck off fuck off in parallel

I’ve been thinking about a wicked strong spotlight aimed back, if you want to show me your bright lights up close I’ll show you mine

Both Trek and Doctor Who on PBS as a kid

He’s wearing a command uniform, acting with an air of authority is sort the whole deal so he fuckin sold it