Any archaeologist will tell you the midden and the toilet are the most exciting parts of any dig

Show me a mammal and show you it’s fatty humps lol

Attaboy Tholfir

I think you’ll find that in actual fact “bird” is the word

Let’s be real, anything by The Prodigy on a speaker that size would fucking slay

Or split your skull with a halberd

Dog had a bone to pick with that badger

“And so people come to sorts of agreements about, uh, how much of a wiggle is a wiggle; that is to say a thing. One wiggle, you can always reduce any one wiggle into sub-wiggles. Or see it as a subordinate wiggle in a bigger wiggle. But there’s no real fixed rule about it”

Book of the Fallen was not mostly played out, the gameplay was mainly the backstory of the Malazan empire

Sure, but did cobras that spit venom exist before us stick throwing primates? Apparently not really. Spitting cobras seem to emerge in Africa when the hominin lineage emerged ~ 7 million years ago and in Asia around the same time H. Erectus moved into Asia ~2.5 million years ago

I really need to get those books

I used to see a local band named Calabi-yau. Their sound was kind of a rush-inspired math-rock. Really talented guys. Guitar player got hired by google and moved so the group kind of retired

Frakes without a beard looks like my late father in law

A grave and delicious offense against the Canadian people

Then the kids get potty trained and it’s like the sun comes out from behind a poop cloud

Big “throw yourself at the ground and miss” vibes here

Soft as puppy shit