This advice is for prostate-havers only. For everyone else, it’s still a sin.

Do it for your health. Ejaculation frequency and prostate cancer

The scientists found no evidence that frequent ejaculations mark an increased risk of prostate cancer. In fact, the reverse was true: High ejaculation frequency was linked to a decreased risk. Compared to men who reported 4–7 ejaculations per month across their lifetimes, men who ejaculated 21 or more times a month enjoyed a 31% lower risk of prostate cancer. And the results held up to rigorous statistical evaluation even after other lifestyle factors and the frequency of PSA testing were taken into account.

Don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.[1]

Don’t develop a cocaine-perforated septum, kids.

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Annie_Hall#Alvy_Singer

There’s an old joke: two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort and one of 'em says, “Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.” The other one says, “Yeah, I know, and such small portions.”

To not get shingles. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoster_vaccine

A zoster vaccine is a vaccine that reduces the incidence of herpes zoster (shingles), a disease caused by reactivation of the varicella zoster virus, which is also responsible for chickenpox.

If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter. — Blaise Pascal

Fine, Bogart the whole /thread.

It’s where the dirty laundry is kept. https://lemmy.ml/modlog

There’s !meta@lemmy.ml, but it’s not really a hangout joint. It’s more for housekeeping.

lemmy.ml doesn’t really have a main-like community. For better or worse, I don’t think lemmy.ml really has an overarching sense of community like say hexbear or lemmygrad do. It’s more “general purpose.”

A community of privacy and FOSS enthusiasts, run by Lemmy’s developers
What is lemmy.ml

BTW, !asklemmy@lemmy.ml rule #3:

Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below

You said the ISP’s router is in bridge mode, which means your router is exposed to the wild, so it’ll be attacked as well, and of course it’s up to you to run a good firewall on it.

I don’t know how to test for malware, but I do know that basic consumer routers that can run OpenWRT are very cheap. I can’t speak to pfSense as I don’t have experience with it.

I haven’t paid attention to stand up in a while. The best I can think of are still at the end of the day libs. Fat chance of finding a good historical materialist comedian eking out a living. Anyway, David Cross, Doug Stanhope, and Marc Maron come to mind. But I haven’t seen them in quite a while. For all I know they could have gone kancel kulture krazy, but I doubt it.

Now that I think about it, I’m scared to find out how they’ve navigated the genocide. Definitely stay the fuck away from Sarah Silverman; I know that much.

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Do people not realize that the modlog is public, with their asses hanging out there?

ETA: Oh, I see you’ve already covered this upthread 😂

Say what you will about Hitler— he made the trains run on time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1K4yDUWdIw

That was 90+ years ago. Those people aren’t praising Hitler today because they’re dead.

There are people around the world, who’ve never even been to Germany, praising Hitler.
It’s because they’re fascists.

Literally no one fucking claims that Russia is communist. You’re just here to spout utter bullshit. GTFO.

It’s not due to incompetence. The US has never been a democracy by design. In fact, it’s working as intended. Previously:

The US government was never not captured by the bourgeoisie, because the US was born of a bourgeois revolution[1]. The wealthy, white, male, land-owning, largely slave-owning Founding Fathers constructed a bourgeois state with “checks and balances” against the “tyranny of the majority”. It was never meant to represent the majority—the working class—and it never has, despite eventually allowing women and non-whites (at least those not disenfranchised by the carceral system) to vote. BBC: [Princeton & Northwestern] Study: US is an oligarchy, not a democracy

If I had a nickel for every time someone lied about why (or even whether) they were banned, I’d have like a bunch of nickles.

~90% of so called tankies are bots, disinformation agents, or trolls. These are the ones who try to disguise themselves as communists, and making a rather poor job of it.

Bullshit. Find me one Lemmy admin who agrees with you. The only people who believe it are non-admins with Russiagate derangement syndrome.

• IT Pro: Cambridge Analytica models were exaggerated and ineffective, [UK Information Commissioner’s Office] claims
• Wall Street Journal: Mueller Doesn’t Find Trump Campaign Conspired With Russia
• Jacobin: Democrats and Mainstream Media Were the Real Kremlin Assets
• Washington Post: FEC fines DNC, Clinton for violating rules in funding Steele dossier
• Washington Post: Russian trolls on Twitter had little influence on 2016 voters
• Jacobin: It Turns Out Hillary Clinton, Not Russian Bots, Lost the 2016 Election
• Matt Taibbi: Move Over, Jayson Blair: Meet Hamilton 68, the New King of Media Fraud The Twitter Files reveal that one of the most common news sources of the Trump era was a scam, making ordinary American political conversations look like Russian spywork
• Jacobin: Why the Twitter Files Are in Fact a Big Deal On the Left, there’s been a temptation to dismiss the revelations about Twitter’s internal censorship system that have emerged from the so-called Twitter Files project. But that would be a mistake: the news is important and the details are alarming.
• MSNBC Repeats Hamilton 68 Lies 279 Times in 11 Minutes
• Matt Taibbi: CIA “Cooked The Intelligence” To Hide That Russia Favored Clinton, Not Trump In 2016
• Aaron Maté: Under Trump, the CIA is still covering up its Russiagate fraud
• Matt Taibbi: Note on New Trump-Russia Disclosures Thanks to explosive new document releases, the Russiagate hoax is now exposed, commencing a new era that will be about accountability for the guilty
• Matt Taibbi: No Doubt Left: Russiagate Was a Cover-Up
• Chris Hedges: Why Russiagate Won’t Go Away The cynical con the Democratic Party and the F.B.I. carried out to falsely portray Donald Trump as a puppet of the Kremlin worked, and continues to work, because it is what those who detest Trump want to believe.

The rest genuinely believe they are communists, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Okay, then present your overwhelming mountain of evidence, senator McCarthy.