Apple wouldn’t lie to me.

I have night light mode on my phone. So I’m good!!!

Yes, it’s exhausting! Though I have thought about getting a cheese shredder.

So weird. They don’t have this in America. I wonder if this is anything like Tostitos cheese dip.

https://www.tostitos.com/products/tostitos-salsa-con-queso-2

This sounds delicious

Doritos dipping cheese? Is this a thing?

Spray!

I didn’t realize. I was definitely thinking of the cheese product. I would make my kids incredible grilled cheese sandwiches with shredded cheese where it falls off the edge and crisps up on the grill. My kids told me they just wanted kraft cheese slices.

As a kid I used to put plastic cheese in between 2 slices of bologna and microwave for like 30 seconds. Then eat on a sandwich. I was thriving.

Just eat American cheese. That doesn’t mold cause it’s plastic.

I am going to try this for sure. I love breakfast stuff.

Gotta get creative or you’ll never get rid of the leftovers.

Prison population is ridiculously high in America too.

Alternatively, maybe he’s wrong, but the math still works.

Did Albert Einstein know about red shift?

This for real?

I have no idea what this is, but it makes me want to watch them.

Look to your left. Now look to your right. Now do the Hokey Pokey.

To the top with you